thiswastedtimeonyou: stay-strong-xx: stuntman69: ilove-theshadesofwrong: Mistletoe Kissing Prank This really isn’t the kind of thing I would usually reblog, but seriously this is so cute. I can not stop smiling. :) OH MY GOD Too cute.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
franticdreams: LMAO YES!
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
Im Sorry my blog sucks right now. Im Sorry I’ve been neglecting it. Im Sorry that Im just feeling anything right now. Im Sorry that I’ve reached a level of pathetic that I can’t seem to demonstrate in blog form.
Join me won’t you?
Can I play, too?
1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say...
2: Did you get to sleep in today?
3: You never know what you got until you lose it?
4: Do you have siblings?
5: How many kids do you want?
6: Who was the last person you held hands with?
7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss?
8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care?
9: Last person to talk on the phone?
10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
11: When’s your birthday?
12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
13: What kind of phone do you have?
14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago?
16: What were you doing at 4 am?
17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?
18: Are you lying to yourself about something?
19: Last night you felt…?
20: What’s something you cannot wait for?
21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different?
22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
23: Are you a morning or night person?
24: What did you get your last bruise from?
25: Do you reply to all of your texts?
26: Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do?
27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
29: How many months until your birthday?
30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
31: Did you like this past summer?
32: What were you doing before you got on the computer?
33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do?
34: What is the last thing you said out loud?
35: Your mood summed into one work?
36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey?
37: What are your initials?
38: Are you a happy person?
39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago?
40: Where do you want to live when your older?
41: Have you had your birthday this year?
42: What did you do yesterday?
43: What will you be doing tomorrow?
44: How late did you stay up last night?
45: Is there anyone you would do anything for?
46: Is it hard to make you laugh?
47: Do you believe ex’s can be just friends?
48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again?
49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012?
50: Do you wish your ex was dead?
51: Have you ever dyed your hair?
52: Would ever take back someone that cheated?
53: Was New Year’s Even enjoyable?
54: Bet you’re missing someone right now?
55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
56: Sleep on your back or stomach?
57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be ?
58: What would you change about your life right now?
59: Has anything upset you in the past week?
60: Are you on the phone?
61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back?
62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car?
63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework?
66: Are you the type of person who liks to be out or at home?
67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up?
68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone?
69: Could you use some sleep right now?
70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18?
71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you?
72: What’s your favorite color?
73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked?
74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand?
75: Do you get annoyed easily?
76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?
78: Does anyone call you babe?
79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand?
81: What color hoodie did you wear last?
82: Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?